Today's Bumper Stickre

I'm using the British spelling of "sticker" today.  For obvious reasons.

DIY Traffic Control, Portland Style

Melissa Tells You Off

Ha!  Everybody knows that in order to actually be smart, you need to know 87/100ths of what there is to know about Shakespeare and Elizabethan writing (as a genre, not as works by individuals).

Thanks for Posing, Dudes!

I don't know these guys.  They were walking right by this sign that I've seen before many times, and since I think the sign is knuckleheady, I asked these guys if they'd pose for me in front of it.  They happily obliged.

Animal Parts You Didn't Know Existed

But you can fry them and eat them, of course.

Soften Your Man-skin